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I Skull (Love) Evil Dead Shorts

Description: The Evil Dead

Tags: evil, 80s kid, 80s movies, halloween, i love evil

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Gremlins Christmas Caroling Shorts

Description: Gremlins Christmas Caroling

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Honky Tonk Angel Shorts

Description: Honky Tonk Angel

Tags: country life, country girl, country boy, country, country music

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James Baldwin Cool Shorts

Description: James Baldwin

Tags: human rights activist, black pride, poet, activist, playwright

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I'll Teach Your Grandma To Suck Eggs! // Funny Adult Humor Shorts

Description: I'll Teach Your Grandma To Suck Eggs! // Funny Adult Humor

Tags: adult humor gifts, boyfriend gift ideas, boyfriend girlfriend, flirt, funny saying

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Doughboy Shorts

Description: Doughboy

Tags: 90s rap, boyz n the hood, compton, doughboy, felicia

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"Baby Jesus... Looking At Your Baby Einstein..." Shorts

Description: "Baby Jesus... Looking At Your Baby Einstein..."

Tags: christmas humor, happy holidays, christmas, shake and bake, nascar

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We Go Together Like Cocaine and Waffles Shorts

Description: We Go Together Like Cocaine and Waffles

Tags: cal naughton jr, car, cars, comedy, comedy movie

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Show Me That Chilihole // Funny Adult Humor Shorts

Description: Show Me That Chilihole // Funny Adult Humor

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I Shaved My Balls For This? // Funny Adult Humor Shorts

Description: I Shaved My Balls For This? // Funny Adult Humor

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I Shaved My Nards For This? // Funny Adult Humor Shorts

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I Shaved My Legs For This? // Funny Adult Humor Shorts

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I Shaved My Vadge For This? // Funny Adult Humor Shorts

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Mele Kalikimaka Shorts

Description: Mele Kalikimaka

Tags: hawaiian, beach, happy holidays, xmas, palm tree

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Soylent Green Is PEOPLE! Shorts

Description: Soylent Green Is PEOPLE!

Tags: horror movie addict, movie, new york city, horror, dystopian

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Nuke a Gay Whale For Jesus 80s Social Advocacy Shorts

Description: Nuke a Gay Whale For Jesus 80s Social Advocacy

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The Weird World of Cult Horror Shorts

Description: The Weird World of Cult Horror

Tags: satanic panic, cult horror, horror, cult classic, horror fan gift

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Little Cowboy Townes Shorts

Description: Little Cowboy Townes

Tags: country, singer, gram parsons, outlaw, folk musician

Little Cowboy Townes Shorts

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Little Country Outlaw Cowboy Shorts

Description: Little Country Outlaw Cowboy

Tags: country music stars, western, hank williams, classic country music, texas

Little Country Outlaw Cowboy Shorts

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Little Cowboy Merle Shorts

Description: Little Cowboy Merle

Tags: country music legend, outlaw, country music artist, country music, townes van zandt

Little Cowboy Merle Shorts

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Marvin Gaye 70s Style Sepia Colorway Shorts

Description: Marvin Gaye 70s Style Sepia Colorway

Tags: 70s music fan, blues, classic rock, disco, jazz

Marvin Gaye 70s Style Sepia Colorway Shorts

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I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink Shorts

Description: I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink

Tags: vintage country music, townes van zandt, outlaw, country music legend, outlaw country

I Think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink Shorts

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Nancy and Lee Shorts

Description: Nancy and Lee

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Nancy and Lee Shorts

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Christmas and Dunn for President 2028 Shorts

Description: Christmas and Dunn for President 2024

Tags: 90s movies, big gulps, comedy movie, election 2024, harry and lloyd

Christmas and Dunn for President 2028 Shorts

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Zbornak and Petrillo for President 2028 Shorts

Description: Zbornak and Petrillo for President 2028

Tags: 80s, 80s tv, bea arthur, betty white, blanche

Zbornak and Petrillo for President 2028 Shorts

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Franklin D Roosevelt Worth a Buck Shorts

Description: Franklin D Roosevelt Worth a Buck

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Franklin D Roosevelt Worth a Buck Shorts

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Keep On Farming Shorts

Description: Keep On Farming

Tags: tractor, country, retro, farms, organic farm

Keep On Farming Shorts

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Lloyd Christmas' Pumpkin Pie Haircutted Freak Club Shorts

Description: Lloyd Christmas' Pumpkin Pie Haircutted Freak Club

Tags: im a limo driver, pumpkin pie haircutted freak, comedy movie, harry and lloyd, lloyd christmas

Lloyd Christmas' Pumpkin Pie Haircutted Freak Club Shorts

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It's a Lamp You Nincompoop! Shorts

Description: A Christmas Story Tribute

Tags: its a lamp you nincompoop, cry baby cry, merry christmas, a christmas story, youll shoot your eye out

It's a Lamp You Nincompoop! Shorts

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Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Florida Shorts

Description: Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Florida

Tags: florida gift, florida surfing, vintage florida, rainbow, surfer

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Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Fiji Shorts

Description: Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Fiji

Tags: fiji surfing, fijian, cloudburst, surfboard, surfing gift

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Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Costa Rica Shorts

Description: Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Costa Rica

Tags: costa rican, surfing, surfing gift, surfing fashion, surfer

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Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Bali Shorts

Description: Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Bali

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Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Bondi Beach Australia Shorts

Description: Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Bondi Beach Australia

Tags: sydney australia, surf, surfboard, surfing gift, ocean

Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Bondi Beach Australia Shorts

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Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Gold Coast Australia Shorts

Description: Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Gold Coast Australia

Tags: australia, australian, gold coast, surfing fashion, surfing

Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Gold Coast Australia Shorts

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Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Huntington Beach Shorts

Description: Retro 70s/80s Style Rainbow Surfing Wave Huntington Beach

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